A special Sunday edition wrapping up the storyline. Colors and inks will happen later today.
It’s so sad that you can’t really do that. You know the Rottweilers are going to sue because you pulled a katana on an 8-year-old. And some myopic and brain-dead judge is going to overlook the fact that said 8-year-old has more testosterone than Mike Tyson and could probably beat him two out of three falls, especially if you offered him a Lunchable and a collectible Tux thumb drive. I suspect the older brother will be seen sometime soon. He’ll be small, venal, uninterested in computers, and sporting a mullet. The father will have no neck that anyone can discern and opens beercans with his tongue.
How do I know? These people were my neighbors back on Long Island when I was growing up.
What katana? I don’t see a katana. Do you see a katana? I didn’t think you did.
Do you think Melvin will admit to being bested by a female even if she was older?
Nah, he’ll say he fell and parted his hair funny.
Even if he is only eight, earlier this week the judge told him what would happen if Melvin was ever in his courtroom again, Some threats you just don’t forget, especially from a few days ago.
And remember, juvenile court records are sealed. ;)